Wednesday, 30 December 2009

mig wednesday


MIG ALLEY.
Number of USAF planes shot down.... 1,106.
Number of Mig 15 planes shot down.... 379.
Use in context....Q. here mate, you wanna lock in with readers upstairs at the porter?
A. dangerous that is. like flying an F-86 Sabre through mig alley.

Tuesday, 29 December 2009

poindexter #1

'He enjoys playing first-person shooters such as the Medal of Honor series (which he created) and Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. He has also criticized the use of cut scenes in games, calling them intrusive, and feels making story flow naturally into the gameplay is a challenge for future game developers'

Whats wrong Spielberg? not into the 20 minute Blood on the Sand' intro cut?

1 life, live it..see you down lloyds bar its a weatherspoons with music mAte

cannon dan knows that extra nickatine patch before bed makes sense?
OSG's bikes staight in the shed when steve wrights doing top of the pops 2 pal

bcn b's 2009
ps3's 2010


so im 51,why not? i like red and ive earnt that yen


vans waffle soles for sir? "nah mate big trev drops the big flex with some jamacan rasta riggaz you getz"





collins x5 check


BMW described it as a Sport Activity Vehicle (SAV) rather than an SUV (Sport Utility Vehicle), to emphasize its on-road ability despite its size.

pros - good for rent collecting (loadsa places for bundles of cash), shows how wealthy and big you have made it down the local wine bar aka the wallnut club, enough space in the back for when kinky boots is gagging for it, mark (bf) finds it both comfortable and spacious

cons - unable to park unless the road is completely empty, can't put new ovens in the back (no one been round?), fuel consumption (£20 = fiver each just for crossing town ffs)

Sunday, 27 December 2009

JFDI.....

my mate creamy from pitsmoor sent me a cool picture of him
he said he wasnt impressed the council had put a chain across the ramp to stop people slipping on black ice though,but after a few fat festive spice biffta's he still pulled off a few moves for his wife and kids...

street

my top four soap babes (corrie only)

1] maria played by samia smith- is just a total viewing pleasure the full package body with a wicked manchesater accent included
2] michelle conner,played by kim marsh-not quite making my number one but its a very close second,kim is the 100% female attraction and also has some bonus's the beautiful silky black hair her great figure and being another mature women which i like

3] carla conner played by alison king,quite simply is that hot mature women with the boss bitch attitude you would do some overtime for



4] tina,played by michelle keegan- shes a minx, the pic says it all. give her another year and she could be my number 1 no questions asked

this is just my choice,i only watch corrie, feel free to post your soap babe fav's

NOTHING COOL IS EASY











had a few cold ones mAte?



Saturday, 26 December 2009

proper pint sized pin up


i was over the moon yesterday when a saw Rachel Stevens show up on the strictly come dancing xmas special.
she is a proper 'pint sized pin up'
Birth Date : April 9, 1978 Birth Place : London, England, UK Birth Name : Rachel Lauren Stevens Height : 4'2 Nationality : British Profession : Actress, musician Claim to fame : Member of S Club 7

Friday, 25 December 2009

Thursday, 24 December 2009

sit on my lap


merry xmas,and heres a few xmas hints

treat ya sen to an extra dollop of custard with that xmas pudding
tighten them laces in this snow

wrap up warm


dont wrap pets up under the tree a week before xmas morning

merry xmas to all the visiters including cleggy,baz keep,joe simon,nezza,johnny vaughn,dean saunders,jeff capes,dan cox/richard park bonnington,lil gemma from catcliff,paul Bal,gazza,rice ball man of japan,readers wives landlady

Wednesday, 23 December 2009

Tupolev wednesday

TU-160

Maximum speed: Mach 2.05[28] (2,220 km/h, 1,380 mph) at high altitude
Range: 12,300 km[29] (7,643 mi) practical range without in-flight refuelling, Mach 0.77 and carrying 6 × Kh-55SM dropped at mid range and 5% fuel reserves[29]
Combat radius: 7,300 km[27] (4,536 mi)
Service ceiling: 16,000 m[27] (49,200 ft)
Rate of climb: 70 m/s (13,860 ft/min)
Wing loading: 743 kg/m² with wings fully swept (152 lb/ft²)
lift-to-drag: 18.5-19, while supersonic it is above 6.[30]
Thrust/weight: 0.37
Putins favourite bomber.

here he is bombing some chechens.

crew

Schindler es muy bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo.
Daaaaarryl daaarrryl daaaarrryll

she knew babies were meant to kick, but were they meant to scratch? no they weren't

Tuesday, 22 December 2009

christmas wishes?


wozzy just wants to reach that roof.





little tom wants max back.

if she's rude, i definatly bust in her mouth

brain vacation
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daddy presh crew

nearly christmas!!!

mozza got his tree up

bedfromage


crispy step dude

Monday, 21 December 2009

style

better than penny? na

Sunday, 20 December 2009

single celled organisms yeah?


mega wheelie

classical pony


mythbusters mosher - gr8 hop m8
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smell old bill i can
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this is not jackass you twat

Saturday, 19 December 2009

salute of the week


fucking hell di canio. you didn't actually have to do it

9 goals conceaded in 3 games.

2-2-6 formation not working out marc? best buy another striker

xmas shot party tonight?

100 shot rack already lined up
flaming shots
mystery shot

dunno m8 all i know is mozzas already pissed

Friday, 18 December 2009

Thursday, 17 December 2009

Party liason manager




Tommy c talks dq after party with west streets wettest.

Wednesday, 16 December 2009

you make me wanna wretch

lol

mig wednesday


MIG 23 'FLOGGER K'

Maximum speed: Mach 2.32, 2,445 km/h at altitude; Mach 1.14, 1,350 km/h at sea level (1,553 mph / 840 mph)
Range: 1,150 km with six AAMs combat, 2,820 km ferry (570 mi / 1,750 mi)
Service ceiling: 18,500 m (60,695 ft)
Rate of climb: 240 m/s (47,245 ft/min)
Wing loading: 420 kg/m² (78.6 lb/ft²)
Thrust/weight: 0.88
Turkmenistan has 230 still in service. Sketch
Wozzy ownes a poster of this.

cisse haircut of the week



Tuesday, 15 December 2009

Sunday, 13 December 2009

ul m8

Berlusconis chin got criticised