Monday, 29 June 2009

Sunday, 28 June 2009

S.T.P bench press jam

scotts having a bench press jam at his mums house in his private gym next week anyone intrested?
loud sound system
pleanty of weights to choose from
bulk up drink chug fest
scotts mum on stand by to help squat those lifts
jump box's
cut off tesco brand jeans
wwf vids including royal rumbles
5man max garage mosh pit

happy birthday pickaxe

smash it up
wide horns
topless horns obv
pickaxe full section on melon 3 coming soon.
big standard rests

Saturday, 27 June 2009

barracks rip


dragon wings, crooked horns

south piece in your mouth piece
lend us some of that doob, ive had a bad week
had pancakes for breakfast, they were presh
pritty snackable mate
pushing mongo up eccy road?

get the fuck off my dick man

coming soon.....

1. the long awaited jonny unwin interview
2. official melon 3 preview
3. mozza's top 3 ways to deliver a baby
4. roundabout 3 review
5. Q&A with the pickaxe

Friday, 26 June 2009

work it harder, make it better

cant be arsed riding to dev
chongmaster styling it out

Thursday, 25 June 2009

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

whats for dinner?

yeah go on then
glhf in your new house boys

Monday, 22 June 2009

quick sesh

scratch my back.

turn your screen

beats and wozzy brokeback style

on tour

good smash

Sunday, 21 June 2009

table for one

secret burger stikes again.

here mate whats your ping?

learn the commands and sort your ping out noobs


Friday, 19 June 2009

meathead go die

live aid summer 09?

rumour has it tommy b (fbm) is replacing bono on this summer's live aid single. on the subject the man in question was overheard saying "signature frame".

GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

double peg in full combat gear? obv

3 little hippies

the boys in basra aint gonna like this one.

Thursday, 18 June 2009

wozz attack

bored of the dq dance floor wozzy decided to nuke the melon blog with leather j posts.

in the not so near future

a couple of years down the line your not fussed about busting those nuts handrails and too tired to stay up on the weekends till 8am.
so fuck it tommy c's buying a mean ass trike for chilling on, let the action come to him,beats having a 1.1 saxo like the 'Brow'.

bedfords new bedroom wall poster

blyth's new team mate?

could mcmurry be sharing a crate of stella with tom blyth- fbm team mates in the near future?

catcliff cot bound

hey Lil gemma from catcliff who's is the kid?

yo tommy B lend us ya leather J

dan cox hitched the dopest ride to the 4down party in hastings.

looked like dan showed up in stlye,big middle finger to you ross tanner.
"blyth you aint getting ya jacket back, the hells angels said i wear it better"

Wednesday, 17 June 2009

balls deep on a tranny

badman style over the bday gap
- turdy plops a 3 (footage me please)
dev bouncer - official smasher(top 10 ranked)

melon 3 cookbook preview

recipe 1: Melon
chop a melon in half grab a spoon and enjoy it's triumphant juicyness!
mmmmmmmmmmmmm delish

recipe 2: fried melon
pre-heat hob to max heat, place melon on cooker and leave to simmer for 20-30mins
chop and smash into a pulp and serve with salt.

playing with the boys

will melon three have a volleyball scene as epic as this?

iceman you prick

melon b team 07/08 season

kicking off(now in care)
pre spar twocing session
left to right: kameron, kole, kadan (ciggy)

wheres keelan?

"is joe in"
"gimme a stone i'll scratch piggy bastards on their car"

Monday, 15 June 2009

Cannon Dan Bike Check

Having abandoned the mainstream approach to bmx of actually riding a 20 inch bike, Cannon 'love muscle' Dan has been spotted riding this fresh little steed to his private skate park behind KwikFit.

In a recent K-hole magazine interview Cannon said

"Jon said it was cool so I got one"

gimmy some sunday milk jimmy c

Saturday, 13 June 2009

Flatty Krew (comin on thru).

let us just have a quick piss before the drive home, i've had a hiney.

badman gettin sick!!!!!

wozzmeister clickin one in for manly.

roberto carlos curls one in. top right hand corner. keeper had no chance.