Wednesday, 29 July 2009

japan park smb warmup

liquid coffee

cowaee = cute
crispy step

kotoko 4 wozzy
hey adamu, your helmet is too big mate

more pictures....

Monday, 27 July 2009

our love will never die (you're)

im missing beater alot recently im not sure how i feel right now but i know i have the memories

Saturday, 25 July 2009

referral of the week

(barracks crew R.I.P)

think someone having a gay wank stumbled accross the melon blog and got just what he was looking for.

p.s. ever heard of google mate?

Friday, 24 July 2009

congrats m8

Noel Edmonds has tied the knot with 'soul mate' Liz Davies

melon hq energy sugar fridge check

1 can of redbull (for the ride home)
1 can of relentless (meatball special)
1 can of strongbow (crusty choice)
2 bottles of stella (no regrets)
1 litre of dandelion an burdock (fizzy soy sauce)
2 bottles of ketchup (tommy c been round)
1 bottle of salad cream (shit ketchup)
"i once drank so many cans of relentless my body started shaking, so i had a spliff and it sorted me right out"

Thursday, 23 July 2009

New profile crankarm

The perfect paper weight for a two steps special.

"can you wrap that fish seperatly please, I don't want me mushy peas getting the batter soggy before i get home"

Wednesday, 22 July 2009

Sexy mosher

The closest thing to putting a rapist on national tv

Nothing harder than...

Pickaxe ww2 trench reunion

Tuesday, 21 July 2009

Shotgun larry

Not even one footed man

Monday, 20 July 2009

London cronic

Toppers sparks up for the fuhrer


Cut two's on that doob man

Top 3

Pickaxe, big standard and the flag

Friday, 17 July 2009

Satan himself

Defragmentation 80% complete.

Animal 1.5

Big standard back from the dead

Thursday, 16 July 2009

awww dude i burnt my toast

what the fuck am i mena do now?

Monday, 13 July 2009

Chesterfield juggernaught

Billy bum squirts had too much Belgian special brew this weekend. Get scrubbing that matress m8, ul.

Mozza moved in

Finally mozza has moved all his stuff into his new room. Rod better keep on his toes.

Friday, 10 July 2009

Fancy this? X

After a hard days graft on a Friday, ain't nothing like a sip on on the old boy

27000 roids

who ate all the roids?
meatheads dog probably?
can anybody stop the melon3 freight train?
secret 30k page views party already being organised. and a special prize will go to our 10th subscriber.
let's do this shit!

student bike check

x-rated '05 spec with backwards forks for x-tra x-ratedness and cutting through pedestrians quickly on busy streets when you are late for your leisure and tourism lecture because you got absolutely smashed at pounded last night and banged a rotter.

stunt of the week

trobsy downside d-bol stall to vanderoll revert on big standard
pulling this trick is the equivilant of benching a VW bora

DQ lost and found

Someone left their passport photos in morrisons photo booth.

Thursday, 9 July 2009

wozzys leg

mature(old school) male leg, VGL, GSOH, DTE, moderate hair coverage into dickies seeks a long smooth female leg to enjoy nights out dancing at dq and cycle rides in the countryside possible LTR

Wednesday, 8 July 2009

bang a tranny mega thread

dc do the gap or go home
dc - moyelsy
"if you dont jump it your a fat wasteman"
dc pancake air
dc, tommy c's road
trobsy, dunno
snicker stall
not even warm... meathead
nice training top
shit leg
turdy man
is that bar height yeah?
neanderthals moon face sprayed on cockmaster

Tuesday, 7 July 2009

Pickaxe lost the plot

No deposit = asda skull fuck

Monday, 6 July 2009

fuck you john the mong

no bonds will be given back

end of....

dont think pickaxe will be too happy

Happy 24th

bday whop

Trouble in paradise

Tommy b without his leather j?

The invincible smug

hmmm questionable

Sunday, 5 July 2009

new behemoth album

not the famous robot that reached the semi-finals in Series 2

Behemoth - Evangelion - 2009

this ones for tommy b's leather j

google images

first page of google images usually makes a good post
t robs practicing his new move the "chill stand endo" on his halfords x-treme full sus and pretty much asking for it

anonymous posts back on

knock yourselves out pussies

fuck the moderator