Friday, 28 August 2009

random bmx fact of the week

seth kimborough (christian) used to be muilt-platinum selling and corp big room favourites nightwish, seth didnt agree with the bands art direction and left when they used a picture of jesus and the devil sharing an ice cream.
(above) early photo of nightwish with seth on the left, seth was very much the bez character of the group it later emerged.
His departure also inspired the lyrics "im in love with my lust burning angelswings to dust" from nightwishs 'wish i had an angel'.


runescape character of the month


slash - 100? rofl sort it out mate

barely legal as it is

11pm tonight channel 4

vouyer of the week


10/10 for the mullet mate.

who's sleeping in the enchanted forest?

daddy!

dont come in! i'm working the graveyard shift


Thursday, 27 August 2009

Wednesday, 26 August 2009

soft bastard




Oi tyson get out that pigion loft and get back in that ring..... wuss

just a top PUKKA kid


spliff of the week

like ciggy of the week put a bit more illegal know what i'm saying?
c bot doubles up can he score the hattrick?

is joe cox still on micreation?


No need to worry Wozzy. By the looks of his new signature shirt he'll be on them for a long long time.

turn and shoot

meathead

Tuesday, 25 August 2009

who are ya?

Good honest british football fight at the westham millwall game tonight. john was there smelling out plod and cracking skulls whilst trev was at the warehouse hq tallying up all the shadwell keepers since WW2. That yank pussy from green street wasn't though. Fucking pussy.


street

Ciggy of the week




Evacuate the dance floor!

Monday, 24 August 2009

melon pimp my ride

when we handed our busted old whip to xzibit we didn't really know what to expect

but he produced the goods as usual with a fresh melon paintjob
and matching interior
mmmmmmmmmm juicy

it really feels like you are driving a melon


i facking love you exersize bike



use your head next time pussy and wtf is with the gloves?

the most perfectly formed buttocks

wozzys beyonce workout routine has really payed off

feeling a little sleepy?

all those nights out taking their toll?
have a little nap

Saturday, 22 August 2009

referral of the week

some psycho with a bad attitude and a one way ticket to vietnam wanted to learn the local language before he set off lucky he found melon blog.

big standard is fluent in hmong.


http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1W1GGLR_en&q=how to say fuck you in mong&aq=f&oq=&aqi=

Tuesday, 18 August 2009

Monday, 17 August 2009

Saturday, 15 August 2009

Hard man on campus





Corpses you prick

look through the key hole

who sleeps in a bed like this?

peanut willy's got the iceing on the cake

check out lee williams fixed gear track bike it looks deeeelish.
give the dude a big fat holla when you see him zooming round the old trafford centre manchester

Thursday, 13 August 2009

got any cash?


dont take checks lads. sorry

peg hill you prick!!!!

billy hunt casual wallride
the rail of a thousand dreams.


mozza 99 to 09

no need to change your hoody, if it int broke. is that sammy hunt aka the meathead?

Wednesday, 12 August 2009

Watch out for these characters at dev

scooter nutter knock him out if you see him for nicking my nans motibility scooter
the alchemist. may be able to turn rocks into gold but is pretty annoying when you are trying to flow round the park like some kind of chill style dude

not to be mistaken for chase hawk.


missing list '09

1. little ben megabus smuggler
missing since: beginning of uni term '08
last seen: at uni after hours doing a project or 8 possible sighting saluting the flag asking 'whos the meathead now'
reward for information: microsoft x-box(not 360) with burnout 3 takedown



2. James Bentley


no bentley


missing since: summer '08
last seen: whipping out of dev on melon 1
reward for information: sst oryg and t1 windbreaker

3. pottsy

massive style just before his dissapearance


missing since: fuck knows

last seen: wearing a silly hat at dev doing fufanus on the small sub 'evening squire'

reward for information: pottsy signature electrical warning tape forks







4. mosher stu

missing since: millhouses '07

last seen: goofy feebling millhouses ledge

reward for information: 'a pint a fight a great irish night' hoodie

end of the gig?

is it this meatheads last week in the big brother house?

Tuesday, 11 August 2009

oh you bottled it mate

shumey went and bottled it didn't he! biggest bottler since billy bottle chops.



Sunday, 9 August 2009

referral of the week


Some new zealand nerd wanted a warhammer belt buckle presumably going for the 'hey whos that guy' image at the next 40k meet down under. Look mate warhammer belt buckles might give you the image of a seasoned 40k euthusiast whilst holding up your jeans but at the end of the day as wozzy found out you'll be judged on your orks and whether your dreadnaught is up to scratch.


http://www.google.co.za/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&channel=s&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=%22warhammer belt buckle%22&btnG=Search&meta=

Saturday, 8 August 2009

here mate whats your ping?

is trob downloading police dogs series 4?

yeahhhh you facking arsenal scum!!

fucking gooners

noise meter

mozza's on a yellow card with 1 red warning light up. wozzy aint gonna be happy

referral of the week


how to fuck a melon?
not hard is it mate.
http://www.google.ru/search?q=how+to+fuck+a+melon&hl=ru&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&hs=rc4&newwindow=1&start=10&sa=N

some russian wanting to experiment sexually with a melon.
good choice of fruit mate you haven't lived until you have experienced the immense pleasure of sticking your tiny cock(roids)in a melon. keep checking back there will be a full guide of how to get the most pleasure from fucking a melon soon.

Friday, 7 August 2009

Thursday, 6 August 2009

30,000 roids

francis you prick

rapist on a night out

seconds from disaster

tom blyth moments away from chuggin a can of pussy lite beer and spitting in brock yoder's son's face.
marcus at the end of the gig about to smash shit up. there all watching outside pissing themselves.

Wednesday, 5 August 2009

this is disrespect

crisp sandwich? what is this?