Tuesday, 29 September 2009

melon 3 preview

free vid out very soon

Saturday, 26 September 2009


oh i heard it all right.

Friday, 25 September 2009

the rat



tripple chocolate lol

generation x

having green bike steve and standard andy in the same picture is like Aribert Heim coming to your birthday party.

Wednesday, 23 September 2009

melon book preview

after reading shaun hutsons 'Slugs' and literally shitting a brick i cant wait to get down morrisons and grab the sequel

oh they aint happy like

the security guards sentiments are particularly moving

Monday, 21 September 2009

good melon

never pick up a bad melon again

make dem dance mon

muller strawberry fruit corner review

As a taste the yoghurt tastes as creamy as it looks which is incredibly delightful and scrumptious and is complimented excellently by the sweet strawberry flavoured jam that is again thick and well made. Eating the left over jam at the end provides an incredibly sweet treat that rivals proper jams in how nice it tastes. As a combination how ever they really are something special that rival any other yoghurt out there. In fact it's only 1 of the other Muller types that I've ever thought tasted better (they we're even creamier). Though sadly (as this was a mini version) their really wasn't a lot in the container.

missing persons unit

i definatly seen him in chile 2 weeks ago picking vegtables in his back garden.
can i have the reward money?

dan cox

kickflip master

Saturday, 19 September 2009

Friday, 18 September 2009

trip to the cinema

mozza and beats are off the the cinema to see gamer anyone fancy joining?

settle it in the pit

Thursday, 17 September 2009


big b

who is this strapping young lad?

last seen cruising on a sting-ray down to the kelvin bowl after the prom back in the late 60's

Wednesday, 16 September 2009

Tuesday, 15 September 2009


double whammy...... Newrick favourite big Pat and Mossy favourite Floyd go out on the same day.

Monday, 14 September 2009


rumor has it that a very special sheffield couple might be tying the knot this year.

new cockmaster mascott

pull a hogs grip clean and this little fella will emerge from behind the bin and grant you one wish a day which lasts until sunset.

adiaga, adiaga 2

hoods crew

1:49 - dont worry wozzy, chill out dude

Friday, 11 September 2009

Thursday, 10 September 2009

oh im fucking sketchy mate

get back in the kitchen love

Wednesday, 9 September 2009

lurker of the month

Christian Stevenson (pictured above with his girlfriend and somebodies daughter)
Former Rad presenter now senior manager at argos in Ipswich rated melon blog as one of his favourite online haunts. Laid back chris as he is known to his colleagues is currently writing a sitcom about a mute gymnast who has a wacky neighbour, good luck with that one chris.
Apparently old friend mark churchill wont pick up his calls after chris returned his rambo dvd box set to him minus first blood and the bonus disk.
random bonus fact: in 1998 chris won a girls snowboard competition picking up a microwave and a years subscription to fhm.

hard off

i used to love wwf until i was told it was fake.
check the crotch on this random female wreastler.


got the big oppy feebs?

Tuesday, 8 September 2009

you carnt say no to foxy?

anyone fancy going to foxy bingo? heard its big in the northeast nowdays? new nsf mascott?

tommy b droney sludge

1. no leather j
2. 0.44 secs someone aint gonna be happy

Monday, 7 September 2009



flanges soon?

word by good authority says that tommy b is soon to be a dad?

davidoff - the power of cool

who do this dq saturday night party hamper belong to?

bob skin

on his way to the moon

Sunday, 6 September 2009

unsmoked or smoked bacon in the frying pan me duck?

ever wanted to see that image of a large man day dreaming out towards the greek mainland again?
no problem, heres that classic picture you thought you'd never see again

Saturday, 5 September 2009

Wednesday, 2 September 2009

dan cox trying to show off

get em out then nancy

fucking hell nancy!!!! tribal aint real then nah? pussy!!!!

ahh dude its the best thing!!!!!!!!!!



nu metal air. no leather j?
this is not stan!
nice air m8.
big standard you prick


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