Friday, 31 December 2010

Glory shadwell you prick

20 weeks at the bottom, Going for top spot now

My kids are gonna eat yours

Sunday, 26 December 2010

The boyz part 1

Marc Bell has got the next section... Marc Bell has got the next section.

Cragz tips it over the bar for a corner


can't move lads i'm too full

Saturday, 25 December 2010

christmas meal 1

How do you eat yours?

no salad obv

Perfect Xmas gift

Ain't no quicksilver bag, but it will do

Friday, 24 December 2010

Merry christmas

Mozza's 2011 shot crew come back?

Wednesday, 22 December 2010

Blyth child

mirror image blyth jr
"hey dude wheres your kid size leather j"?
has daddy hung it up next to his?

To let the chocolate melt is to insult the choclatier

it was said when the telly tubby dolls were released, tommy c's mum spent in a que from 11pm till 8.30am outside birmingham's Toys r Us to get C's favourite telly tubby doll 'Po' for xmas..tommy C with a smooth 'cream pie' smith grind
Marv dropping a cheeky schoolboy ice

the film SPEED was fast but shankys feeble was on the level with Speed 2

guess who-treating him sen?
ace's high
wozz bod on a mission without permission
'if i could turn back time' (cher)
be rate mAte theres got to be the same set up in sheff

you wouldnt of guessed this top uk team rider for skavenger went to 'download' fest

"hey man you should come visit tazzy"

Tuesday, 21 December 2010

Saturday, 18 December 2010

Mig Mart

Q...'hello sir,ii am an indian, recently i thought f buying a Mig 21 fighter jet for myself. iwant to us it for weekend picnics. i m not trained pilot but if i get that jet i wil certainly learn to fly it coz i am really good at learning new things. please quote your price for that jet. i want a interceptor range of Mig 21 mki.please quote your rates in indian rupees.. thank you'

A...'We dont sell to Indians. Your system of import/export is very corrupt, its a big pain to deal with your customs. Please do not request prices. Thanks for your cooperation.'

unlucky m8

millsy's sous chef

excellent work. your hired

Wednesday, 15 December 2010

feelin fly like G6?

3 star hotel, double bed with all the space you could need,clean white towels,
I-phone on standby,ADmag under the pillow
a perfect set up for a dirty weekend?

Sunday, 12 December 2010

john chin

"A lot of people say 'Amir has no chin', but I proved I have," lol

Monday, 6 December 2010


ever had trouble carrying that log you dropped in a meal 1 tray to the toilet after a heavy gaming sesh?

false teeth

shearer mark II? obv m8

Sunday, 5 December 2010

safe as houses

the re-washable gift that keeps on giving

Wednesday, 1 December 2010

Russia with love

2018 Russia m8? What no guns allowed? Na cba

Sunday, 28 November 2010

Console noob

App of the week

Celeb match - could have been separated at birth

Wednesday, 24 November 2010

Sunday, 21 November 2010

the democratic choice

"Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Whoever wants it back has no brain"

Wednesday, 17 November 2010

ufc johnsons baby

"who cellotaped a sausage to my grips?"

Sunday, 14 November 2010

mainy and cannon dan rave tour

you gonna take your bag off mate?

Saturday, 13 November 2010

diffrent image same face

could it be so
leather j gone on diet pills?
the long dark locks of free spirited manhood cut off
samson lost his strength?
tommy b's new look?

JLS watch your back

big time exclusive Phat goss,riledog$, shanky2steel and DnCx have teamed up with raekwon to form a side project street dance/hiphop group called 'Dog$ dinner'undercover pics have been took of the crew working on new moves for the up and comming tour
NYC/mxbra connections riledog$ boosting up high times with shanky2steel

be that its learnt in the school yard or deep in da ghetto block basketball courts a leapfrog will suit any street wise nigga who wants to cut it up on the stage. DnCx drops a casual one, minus the mic

pyobb daddy

sick of cutting your knacker sack with the sharp metal scissors when your trimming that cave man fringe bush of pube's ?

not to worry tommy c's in the same boat,but all his prays are answered when Skavenger
teamed up with FisherPrice
to make some plastic pube trimming scissors which wont nip or cut your ball sack skin.

Friday, 12 November 2010

quiz of the week

who is this sexy rider?
winner recieves a personalised text from tommy c

Tuesday, 9 November 2010

Cash in the attic m8?

Got a shad con tyre millsy got sent when he ordered some slams from federal. I used it as a belt for Corp 05 but should be ok... £60?

Sunday, 7 November 2010

Streets a playground

Guns, ak's ... Were in the ghetto now

Tuesday, 2 November 2010

Monday, 1 November 2010

Tommy c spesh

Porter, phone and stylus combo forms the social hub of the sheffield community. Scrolling through those contacts looking for the perfect afterparty.

Dq * nights out (pw) = blowys (easy)

Sunday, 31 October 2010

fruit salad

yummy yummy

jet through the ages

from that first school boy hard on...
... to chowing down on that chicken parmo