Saturday, 30 January 2010


feels like warm apple pie m8?
"her arse looks like custard skin"
tommy c's global tiny tear away crew
sheppard you prick
"just had an orable shit!"

lottery bonanza

fingers crossed (£4 million)
c - "im gonna buy kebabish"
wozz - "pussy cat dolls are gonna play at my house"
mainy - "im gonna buy some cranks"
roberts - "i'm gonna re-sign juninho"
bedford - "im gonna do £4 million worth of damage"

Wednesday, 27 January 2010

warhammer all nighter

Steve (below) from sheffield gamesworkshop is hosting an all nighter this friday, basically come down with your orks, tyranids, space marines whatever, have a few bottles of beer (over 21 only) and talk 40k or LOTR (if your into that sort of thing).

steves laid down a few rules since last time got a bit out of hand - trobs no need to play 2 battles at once is there m8? and whoever stole my warp spiders that were drying near the radiator can go get fucked not happy about that like.
Steves rules:
- if you're not playing a game you must remain seated, crowding round the table when someone is down to their last ork is the last thing a player needs
- painting is to be done in a seperate room (the fumes went to newricks head last time and he sat on some kids space marines, ul m8)
- fancy dress gets in free also anyone with a DQ stamp
- everyone must provide a contact number just in case theres a repeat of the fire in 1998 which killed 3 children and someones dog and my copy of white drawf (volume 1 issue 1, ffs)

hope to see you there

fight the man

new teesh available from winstanleys rrp £20.00. modelled by joe cox
£3.00 of every teesh sold goes directly to palestinian miliants to buy scuds and shit

Monday, 25 January 2010

tk better watch out


tonight 10pm five

wanna see cage punch 24 women in the face? oscar worthy performance right here

pure meathead


Sunday, 24 January 2010

first pondsy of the year?

trobs takes it with a classic snake
pedal feebs from c (nice camera m8)
over crook train (question mark)
"are my looks backs clicked in?"

Saturday, 23 January 2010

corp 05

'if a cat came in here and was the size of a human i wouldn't serve it'

goober crew

c cuts two's on a bastard

'can you take a photo of us please? get in it if you want'

one on the cheek

one on the lips

'can you get a photo of me with a girl tonight?'

the bandit spins again


shots are like a fine wine. gotta let them breathe

tommy c's favourite cash machine

what hard ons are made for

Friday, 22 January 2010

looks pretty sketch that. do one



"TV agony aunt" Jennifer Trent-Hughes stated that the scene made her cry, stating that she was "sick to her stomach" and was frightened. She added that the people screaming and blood splattering on the screen was awful, and her 15 year old son had to cover his eyes.

Wednesday, 20 January 2010

mozza's guide to fixing a washing machine

day 1: kick it 1000 times
day 2: jam in the buttons with a knife
day 3: kick it 1000 times
day 4: get wozzy to fix it

soviet babe mk2

klaasen signature darts

guarenteed 180 in your first week of darts

Tuesday, 19 January 2010

5h0t cr3w

step 1
step 2
no bottle opener required

smell em here i do

shouldn't you be down the kennel there's a ruck kicking off?

you know that red lip stick smears

little fact for you lot, tom blyth loves gremlins and has the film poster in a giant frame hung above his chester draws

Monday, 18 January 2010

absolutely dishlicious

cute? the perro de presa canario (canarian catch dog)

The Presa must be carefully watched around the infirm and small children as they are understood to be as prey animals. Small children are not to make eye contact with the dog, to stare at him, in effect, challenging him. This can lead to aggressive behavior. Like all dogs of any size or breed, they require obedience training and socialization; no dog should be left unattended with small children. the breed the uk banned.

ski babe

skirt on your pint m8

oh dont you worry about that

Sunday, 17 January 2010

cazza1991 BLT please extra mayo

one of the troops current serving on the front line
ex-melon clan members spraymount quincy and 1shot(console)

we going out then? nah only need 125000 points to get another prestige


eight mile wheelie?

'He said he was kept entertained by listening to Linkin Park and the Prodigy while circling the track'.

Friday, 15 January 2010


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melon 3 vid ready m8?

oh its ready m8
big money, big cars
free vid, email your address to to get a copy.
will post to the russian federation.