Thursday, 30 September 2010

3rd best bricky in south yorkshire




Not even a crook m8, Back to school grind from c's humber apprentice

Tuesday, 28 September 2010

god like

good bottle smash 1:48

urban games night out

shotgun. pre frat
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stock gregs obv
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"can i have a raw chicken bake, so i can cook it at home?"
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100k edit soon, tommy c gangsta ciggy section

Sunday, 26 September 2010

Suits Sunday




Forget the leather j, bring back the leather shirt and the most ill-fitting suit jacket ever made.
Daddy cool 2001.

real gangster








Lloyd Banks - If You So Gangsta.mp3

the question is though

so your going on a totally cool laid back riding holiday to a diffrent country and
want to take some ganja.
avoiding customs your going to stash it in your g.sport hub.
but the question is how much can you smuggle in a hub?
some say an ounce,but others say maybe only a spliffs worth..
remember them bearings and that 20mm axle will have to go back in-space is tight.

Saturday, 25 September 2010

Friday, 24 September 2010

best web vid of all time?

1:32 - possibly the best line ever done?

Thursday, 23 September 2010

melon's almost guide to A - Z

A. Anal - "Ever done anal lads? Its fucking presh"
B. Bog Rat - "ere m8 do you know bog rat?", "no"
C. Cunt - "Im gonna buck some cunt tnite"

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D. DQ - a haven full of sassy bitches. to even get a chance with these foxy bingos you have to sneakily put your pint under their elbows and say "oh your elbow is in my pint"
E. Emerson - will not play for your club and steal your furnature.
F. Fucking - fucking little boots

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G. Great Big Fucking Prick

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H. H-Man - aka Digital Leader
J. Job Centre - sheffields second home.
K. Ket - if you ever soil yourself on ket, always shower after, dont wanna wake up with dirty sheets.
L. Leather J - sheffields biggest celebrity, could be doing a return this winter!
M. Manpoints - "banged a fat chick last night", "oh m8 thats some serious man points"
N. Nazi - There seems to be a running theme on that blog, "Have any of you guys seen that Nazi zombie film"?
O. Orete m8
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P. Pondsy - "how is pondsy by the way?"
R. Rodderrrrsss
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S. Spliffed Up Bitches - Chilled out moods for spliffed out dudes, bad shit happens once the dude gets too chilled tho. need to get off that mind spice m8
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T. Toppers - london cronic
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V. Vaginal Discharge - thick, greeny brown, fishy smelling cottage cheese... tastes like heaven
W. Woodys 40 minute wait - "Excuse me, Hows that sandwich doing?"
X. X Factor - bedfoots frame getting put too good use. nice shorts m8 get them at a capdown gig?
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Y. Yellow Card - youve been booked m8, refs decision is final

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Z. Zzz - A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow, lovers entwined

Wednesday, 22 September 2010

mig wednesday

Back by popular demand(PeteLoaf). Sukhoi Su-27 aka "The Flanker", the soviet answer to the US F-17 Eagle. In airshows the aircraft has demonstrated its maneuverability with a Cobra (Pugachev’s Cobra) by briefly sustained level flight at a 120° angle of attack, allowing the fighter to perform hard turns with almost no radius.
Maximum speed: Mach 2.35 (2,500 km/h, 1,550 mph) at altitude
Range: 3,530 km (2,070 mi) at altitude; (1,340 km / 800 mi at sea level)
Service ceiling: 18,500 m (62,523 ft)
Rate of climb: 300 m/s (64,000 ft/min)
Wing loading: 371 kg/m² (76 lb/ft²)
Thrust/weight: 1.09

Tuesday, 21 September 2010

bottom of the league john?

cheer up pal you are still top boy down the rock
linda aint that bad too

good crew



S B R

trackie b whip to tap

united in hull

don wooganowski
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"hold me sandy"
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official meathead
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ffs! move cannon, im trying to watch tnez
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"can i get a copy of lemon off you?"
"course you can m8"
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"are you a pro?"
"no, fuck off"
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desperado's party prince
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check this cheeky quartet, tommy b looking very confortable
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aint no bedford prize drop

Monday, 20 September 2010

Sunday, 19 September 2010

T-1000




Too many monster energys mate, mind spice got too heavy. Brain vacation

Suits on Sunday




Swampy's court case

Friday, 17 September 2010

sheffield bus tours



captain green beard bedford spotted off the parkway
"almost everyone smokes the weed"

tommy c's movie choice



which possition whould you like to be in c?
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"the middle of course!, sandwiched between kebabish and corp smoking area"

Thursday, 16 September 2010

a world of conflicting emotions

Batistuta scores against fiorentina. Cookie doesn't understand how he's meant to feel about this

Tuesday, 14 September 2010

braveheart 2?

mel gibson successfully played the lead role of brave heart in the first film
the jump box demo's didnt pick up over the summer holidays
'tom bylth mirror image' fitness dvd sales havnt increased
mums and randy grannys would rather spend weekend nights indoors with a glass of babysham watching Xfactor than buying tickets to his solo chippendale shows.
its wasnt looking good for tommy b-
thoughts of selling the leather J where in the air.
until the director shane meadows met and had a talk with tom,saying hed be the ideal candedate acting the lead role
for his new film in the works,brave heart 2
tommy b's already been to the set to check working conditions.
good look tom


Monday, 13 September 2010

well fed chins

hey up mate,whats that creeping behind your chin?
oh your other chin,you greedy bastard

Sunday, 12 September 2010

suits on sunday

hamilton aka prom king

Saturday, 11 September 2010

Thursday, 9 September 2010

back to school lego prize drop give away


knew Gordo would be top bully for the grabs at the lego 8 to 12 year olds back to school bowl bash.
wanted to snatch either some lego space or lego pirate

show that knight whos boss

pwned

Trouble in paradise

Weeks after the emotional split of the voices A crew, no one really knows why tommy b and bedfoot went their seperate ways, until now.

The dispute raised from a heated debate after blytho caught bedford wearing the leather j round town claiming "I look more dude than you!"

Completely outraged blythwieser went home, packed up all his leathers, rolled a honey glazed doob and hit the road, never to be footaged again.

In a recent statement about the event bedfromage said "maybe I shouldn't have taken it, anyway all his insane clown posse cd's are on eBay now. I do miss him though so I got his saturday corp face tattoo'd on my shin to remind myself of the good times we had."




Wednesday, 8 September 2010

shit stinks like a scorpion


joe cox leaves his lunch unattended for two minutes and a couple of sunderland radgies scoff the lot

Monday, 6 September 2010

osg

daddy polar bear needed to break the ice so baby bear could fish. the ice was too thin though an daddy bear fell in. ulm8

Sunday, 5 September 2010

suits on sunday

the classic slanty tie, hands in pockets, dont give a shit man, guest of the groom suit. its the perfect look to be seen outside champs on a friday after work supping the old boy with some top eccy road skirt.
need more practise though on that half windsor tho.
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send your suit pics into melonthree@googlemail.com

Friday, 3 September 2010

weekend love rats crew (wlrc)

the original captain of the pussy patroll
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red eye + big batch = serious manpoints
the captain is proud, dunno what mozza will say about that mug.

Wednesday, 1 September 2010

street

big apperance from pondsy in there