Wednesday, 7 December 2011

check it before you wreck it part dos

"go on then you know me, won't refuse wkend liquid party fuel"
bog rat tag wart slide
going to wash them scabby dog legs mate?
conkers deep mAte
chicas guapas
wozz's dropping a benson spesh
yes he's back-return of the leather j,with a new addition of the richard hammond top gear bon jovi bootcut denims
hey marty get in the car we're going back to the boozer
didn't search in the right department at top shop did you with that coat,looking a bit female section
peter greeves made the effort on a night out with a salmon pink shirt
trendy as fuck,not sure about the hazel nut bast-off toffee clogs though
shank dogs grand entrance into the ghetto cube
"i am the weekend"
some proper david copperfield shit
checkerplate chill
dennis pennis

beatz pizza chill downtown costa del flatty
sad chimp
down whip dogs lipstick

"i really enjoyed that shot the after taste was next level"
child snatcher nose
you buy one more shot I'm getting the next flight home bastards
costa del mel
greeves 1handed xup
peter greeves and his salmon pink shirt
hollyoaks student drop crotch cream chino shorts mate?
I can feel them G's maaaan
ride for five min, throw rocks for hours

pockets deep
"you no mystic meg and jesse j have same hair cut"
chestnuts deep mate?
sly ally oop toothpick for the lads
battle royal málaga?
dan flatty to eastmids airport


scandalo said...

why didn't you come lads i had some chicas guapas waiting to show you their lovely spanish baps?

Caesar's palace said...

I see G Force, I don't see the headless horseman. Get your finger out.

stale fish peter greeves said...

scandalo club looks brilliant on there official site we should of took note what the spanish taxi driver wrote down,bitch's galore

beal said...

got any chicas mate?

Anonymous said...

its called the fish slice, not stale fish,thats a inline term,fish slice is a 1handed icepick grind holding cross bar

everyone on the trip said...

hows that €30 getting on mAte?

MARV said...

who? me?

Adrian said...


Anonymous said...

Not in public

man in pedal pushers said...

fuck off dan

Blyth said...

How many times do I have to say it? I've knocked Adidas back for a signature shoe.