Tuesday, 31 July 2012

vibe tribez

 shanky keep cool and stay reem??
 rile dog doing it for mandy the shim
 head stung by a wasp kid? or just had a pie and mash every day
 jonathan edwards just for men club

i look like a deep sea fisher man but i'm just a canal boat owner

Friday, 27 July 2012

top 5 corro babes twenty twelve

 number uno: the reason- catherine tyldesley is tit city
predicted as the one to watch out for in the top 5 a few years back,stepping her game up tina's now full on minx
maria's still got it,a perfect hard on magnet
this bitch still bites
how about a bit of bollywood in a leather J, beef madras in a back pack and a copy of the sun? then you'll be after dev's spice

Wednesday, 25 July 2012

New rail in town

Steel plegs

Pleg plegs

Melon 3.33 / slack 3.33 / the stig...

Friday, 20 July 2012

stay safe on da streetz

 don't let me get in your zone
go for the eyes - go for the eyes

Thursday, 19 July 2012

crave to be normal? try this combo

a 'phat spliff'
fridge temp can of relentless

combine these two for the perfect balance to feel human again.

Wednesday, 18 July 2012

melon tip of the week

horseback is the quickest way to the gift shop

Tuesday, 17 July 2012

Hey man you should come visit tassie

 digi cammo shorts and a bag with a bag in it
get 2012 m8
party boy
 not even one footed

 turban gorilla

Monday, 16 July 2012

Anal tip of the week

brought to you by lord presh himself

Understand that there are 2 sphincters

There are two sphincter muscles in the anus (if you place your finger inside about inch deep and press against the side, you'll feel them), and they are less than an inch apart.

While you can control the external sphincter at will, the internal sphincter is not the same. It reacts more in a reflexive way. So while your partner may assure you that she's relaxed and willing, her internal sphincter may prove otherwise.

The point is that you need to be patient and give your partner time to learn how to relax and try different positions to make it happen.

Friday, 13 July 2012

London Peak Out Party

Beppe d'marco aka. dog food man
gino d'acampo and the notorious leather j
Gianni Di Marco 'when am i gonna get a bit of that'

2.5? can't even handle 3
smugger than ever
taxi for gaffney
the father of the modern day party
shot vip
Get the london look
its not a stuffed marrow, but its fackin lash
2's on that spliff m8

Saturday, 7 July 2012

eat ya monkey snax muthafucka

 casper on ket 
marv keeping that shit pipe flowing
 rushmoor-"ill have a blip on ya bong pal thanks"

 "fuck sake a backy bong, dizzy as fuck on a backy rush"
 bit of sticky bat action pal?
 course old crazy bars as got it
 fancy a pint mate?
 blackpool pepsi max rolla coaster mudda sucka
 marmite doughnut arse
 street beers,nah jagar combo's and crisps
dak attack
newbury punjab? 
 plug me into your u.s.b bitch
 that bus shelter roof drop was proper
 paul b on a stag do ?

 work it honey 
J-lo diva tap
 inner city guy

sure you want to make it your night pal could get messy?
what has the night created?
the Chernobyl meltdown mind crisis Man